Me during band rehearsal:Me: What
Me: What are we even doing. Where are we.
Me: YOU NEVER TOLD US THAT QUIT BLAMING US
Me: What the fuck was that.
Me: Dafuq are they doing.
Me: Dafuq are THEY doing??
Me: Wow that sounded like shit.
Me: Hey that was kinda clean that time.
Me: That was terrible, I hope no one heard me so I don't have to do push-ups.
Me: He's off.
Me: She's off.
Me: They're dragging.
Me: I don't even know what the fuck they're doing over there.
Me: Huh. Never heard that part before.
Me: Could that synth part be any damn louder? It's not like the amp is right next to my fucking ear or anything
Me: Well that was just a fucking terrible night. I hate you all and I hate myself.